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		<title>There&#8217;s Something About &#8220;Mary&#8221; (and Colder&#8217;s)&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mary&#8221; takes time&#8211;on Easter Day, of all days&#8211;to give us her apparent best: a curt yet carefully constructed point of view regarding our post Colder&#8217;s of Grafton &#8211; Beware The Sales Stalker: &#8220;Mary&#8221;, you certainly do make a valid point about us being losers! In a retail sense, as consumers who&#8217;ve spent money at Colder&#8217;s [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Mary&#8221; takes time&#8211;<em>on Easter Day, of all days</em>&#8211;to give us <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/06/colders-of-grafton-beware-the-sales-stalker/#comment-1655" target="_self"><em>her apparent best</em></a>: a curt yet carefully constructed point of view regarding our post <a title="Colder's of Grafton - Beware The Sales Stalker" href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/06/colders-of-grafton-beware-the-sales-stalker/" target="_self">Colder&#8217;s of Grafton &#8211; Beware The Sales Stalker</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/06/colders-of-grafton-beware-the-sales-stalker/#comment-1655" target="_self"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-469" style="border: 2px solid black; margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px;" title="Classy." src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/brilliantest-comment-evar.png" alt="Classy." width="400" height="256" /></a>&#8220;Mary&#8221;, you certainly <em>do</em> make a valid point about us being losers! In a retail sense, as consumers who&#8217;ve spent money at Colder&#8217;s expecting to be treated honestly, fairly, and with respect, we are indeed <em>huge</em> losers so far! <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/tag/colders/" target="_self">And so are many other people</a> who have given Colder&#8217;s their hard-earned money at one time or another. We&#8217;re <em>all</em> big losers because we shopped at Colder&#8217;s!</p>
<p>As for getting a life, &#8220;Mary&#8221;, that <em>really</em> got us pondering! Who might have less of a life and more urgently need to &#8220;get&#8221; one: people raising awareness of a company ripping off consumers, detailing shoddy customer service and their experiences so others don&#8217;t make the same mistakes, or employees who willingly take 100%-commission jobs and then reduce and demean themselves chasing down shoppers like the filthiest of <a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ambulance_chaser" target="_blank">lawyers chase down ambulances</a>? We prefer to remain in the non-stalking, pro-consumer, down-with-crap-companies camp, thank-you-oh-so-very-much.</p>
<p>We then wondered: could someone be considered a big loser lacking a life if they spent part of their Easter Sunday leaving comments like yours, above? Any insight there, &#8220;Mary&#8221;?</p>
<p>At least you didn&#8217;t <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/03/19/colders-furniture-fan-calls-us-extortionists/" target="_self">call us extortionists</a>!</p>
<p>&#8220;Mary&#8221;, it&#8217;s perfectly OK to disagree with us. Really! However, a tip, if you don&#8217;t mind one: if you really want to have an impact, some actual substance to accompany the grade-school-variety name calling might help you establish your position and even &#8216;win&#8217; the discussion.</p>
<p>For example: what about our observations and opinions lead you to believe we have no lives? What is it that you feel really, truly makes us big losers? If you work for Colder&#8217;s, or have some other less-direct affiliation with them, that alone is OK; we definitely don&#8217;t hate you or anyone else for just that, at all. There&#8217;s really no need to take any of this personally, either, &#8220;Mary&#8221;. What parts of our <em>very real</em> observations, opinions and feelings about our Colder&#8217;s experiences bother you so much, and why?</p>
<p>As it stands, &#8220;Mary&#8221;, you&#8217;re apparently calling us names like some kind of self-indulgent, insolent child for pointing out&#8211;truthfully and honestly, by the way&#8211;that we don&#8217;t like to be treated badly. Do we want to be literally <em>hunted</em> like so much prey in the case of the Grafton Sales Stalker when we visit a Colder&#8217;s store&#8211;or <em>any</em> retail store? <em>No, thank you, we do not. Do you?</em></p>
<p>We <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/06/colders-of-grafton-beware-the-sales-stalker/" target="_self">previously wrote</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>[...] we have absolutely <em>no</em> interest in buying from someone that doesn&#8217;t respect us, our space, or our time to shop at our own leisure. We can&#8217;t check out items in the store when we&#8217;re feeling eyes burning into our backs as we&#8217;re standing there. We feel like <strong><em>meat</em></strong>.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Reading that, <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/06/colders-of-grafton-beware-the-sales-stalker/#comment-1655" target="_self">your get-a-life/big-loser comment</a> really doesn&#8217;t make any sense&#8211;to us, anyway&#8211;unless you&#8217;re the stalker or are otherwise just trying (and failing) to defend the stalker, Colder&#8217;s itself, or both.</p>
<p>Do you believe being treated like that as a customer is acceptable? Would you honestly appreciate that as a consumer? Is such behavior appropriate for <em>any</em> salesperson? Would such a technique get you to spend a lot of money with that salesperson and their store/company? Did you answer &#8216;yes&#8217; to any of these questions, &#8220;Mary&#8221;?</p>
<p>So please, do feel free to try again, &#8220;Mary&#8221;. Really. We&#8217;re listening and want to hear what you have to say, assuming you actually have more to say. While we have stated <em>many</em> times that we value every comment we receive, some are ultimately more&#8211;or less&#8211;valuable than others. Try to make your next one <em>really count. </em>OK, &#8220;Mary&#8221;?</p>
<p><em><strong>And again, reiterating:</strong> We absolutely recognize commission sales jobs can be hard. We know a lot of good people work them. Many because they have no choice. Others because they&#8217;re good at it. And some people even like it. We do indeed recognize and respect the work and people out there doing it. But in the case of the Grafton Sales Stalker, we&#8217;re confused about how throwing all dignity and self-esteem out the window is even remotely worth whatever money she might make from it. We&#8217;re not </em><em>laughing at this person. We feel </em><em>sorry for her. Such extreme behavior is embarrassing to watch. It seems so&#8230;desperate. Unnecessary. Rude. It&#8217;s very uncomfortable for us as shoppers. It does not make us want to visit Colder&#8217;s Northshore in Grafton or any other retail establishment that has employees behaving like that. We have avoided the Grafton Colder&#8217;s many times because we just don&#8217;t want to be accosted by that woman yet again. We&#8217;re convinced she drives away more sales than she makes, stalking people like that.<br />
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<p>By the way, &#8220;Mary&#8221;, before we forget: we were <em>completely</em> unable to reach you at the &#8220;biteme@msn.com&#8221; email address you provided. Maybe just leave us your @colders.com email address next time? Thanks again for your comment, &#8220;Mary&#8221;!</p>


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		<title>Colder&#8217;s Northshore / Grafton &#8211; Another Customer Service Failure</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s yet another now-former Colder&#8217;s customer who had a bad experience with Colder&#8217;s Northshore in Grafton last year and shared it online: Like the furniture, hate the service I am very disappointed in the poor quality of customer service I&#8217;ve experienced from Colders. I purchased a living room set of a sofa, loveseat, and recliner [...]

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<p>Here&#8217;s yet another now-former Colder&#8217;s customer who had a bad experience with Colder&#8217;s Northshore in Grafton last year and <a href="http://local.yahoo.com/profile?id=30701199&amp;review_id=1" target="_blank">shared it online</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em><strong>Like the furniture, hate the service</strong><br />
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<p><em>I am very disappointed in the poor quality of customer service I&#8217;ve experienced from Colders.</em></p>
<p><em>I purchased a living room set of a sofa, loveseat, and recliner at the Grafton store. I placed my order with Cindy Hoffart on Saturday 7/12. She completely neglected to tell us the chair was on backorder and when we left the store we were expecting a complete delivery of all three pieces.</em></p>
<p><em>On our scheduled delivery date, Friday 7/18, I called the store because I had no idea what time to expect the delivery. The person on the phone read my order out loud and mentioned a love seat and sofa. I said we ordered a recliner too and her reply was, &#8220;The recliner is on backorder. Didn&#8217;t you know that?&#8221; I replied that I didn&#8217;t know that and she said she would email our salesperson to find out the details. Shouldn&#8217;t the &#8220;customer care&#8221; department know the details? It was then I finally looked closer at our receipt and I saw BACKORDER after the recliner.</em></p>
<p><em>Early Saturday morning we received a voice mail from the saleswoman we worked with. It was a standard courtesy call after a delivery. She asked how everything went. She did not mention anything about the recliner in the message so I called her back. I asked her when we were getting our recliner and she said that was the reason she called earlier (but said nothing about it). She told me she was not at a computer where she could look up the status of my recliner and she would call me back in 30 minutes. She never called back.</em></p>
<p><em>I called the store this morning, Monday the 21st., and asked once again, when I could expect to receive my recliner. The woman on the phone said more were due in this week and one could be sent to the Grafton store for me to pick up. Even though I paid to have all of my furniture delivered I am going to pick up the recliner with my own car because I am tired of waiting.</em></p>
<p><em>I might also add that everyone I&#8217;ve talked to on the phone sounded like they were half asleep, they weren&#8217;t very friendly, and your phone system is awful. I could barely make out anyone is saying no matter where I called from.</em></p>
<p><em>Over the next year my wife and I were planning on buying new office and bedroom furniture. I can assure you we won&#8217;t be buying these items or anything else from Colders ever again. We certainly won&#8217;t be recommending your store to our friends and family either.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>It may be Standard Operating Procedure. It may just be incompetence, too, but that&#8217;s an <em>awful</em> lot of repeat stupidity&#8230;</p>
<p>Either way, it&#8217;s undeniably terrible customer service&#8211;completely unacceptable behavior for <em>any</em> retailer.</p>


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		<description><![CDATA[Another dissatisfied Colder&#8217;s customer. Milwaukee Rising.net&#8216;s original article&#8211;posted just last month&#8211;asks the question: Guess which company is more likely to get repeat business from my family and me? The article compares/contrasts two recent customer service experiences had by the writer, with both Amazon.com and our Milwaukee-area Colder&#8217;s Furniture. Amazon handled things well. Colder&#8217;s&#8211;surprise!&#8211;did not: Amazon [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Another dissatisfied Colder&#8217;s customer</em>.</p>
<p><a href="http://milwaukeerising.net/wordpress/" target="_blank">Milwaukee Rising.net</a>&#8216;s <a href="http://milwaukeerising.net/wordpress/2009/02/13/customer-service-pop-quiz/" target="_blank">original article</a>&#8211;posted just last month&#8211;asks the question:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Guess which company is more likely to get repeat business from my family and me?</em></p></blockquote>
<p>The article compares/contrasts two recent customer service experiences had by the writer, with both Amazon.com and our Milwaukee-area Colder&#8217;s Furniture. Amazon handled things well. Colder&#8217;s&#8211;<em>surprise!</em>&#8211;did not:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Amazon &#8212; which resolved the issue within a few hours &#8212; or Colder&#8217;s, which finally dropped off a table without the leaf and a chair that was broken en route and &#8220;repaired&#8221; with glue that was still so wet when the furniture was delivered that the piece broke off when I brushed against it? (No, the delivery guys did not disclose the problem.) And then did not return our calls? And when I finally went to the store myself and demanded action, ordered the wrong leaf at least twice? And then told me the replacement chair had been delivered when it hadn&#8217;t been and did not return my call when I tried to follow up just a few minutes later after talking to my dad? And then, six months to the day after the furniture was delivered, finally came up with a chair that matched the set, but was not the requested captain&#8217;s chair (the kind with arms)?</em></p>
<p><em>Just guess.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>No need to guess. Wet glue? Six months later, and still got the wrong merchandise? You would logically think <em>there&#8217;s simply no way any company could be so incompetent</em> and unwilling or unable to get it right. But we&#8217;ve had &#8220;The Colder&#8217;s Experience&#8221;. Others have, too.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-446" style="border: 2px solid black; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;" title="Something Less Is Not A Deal" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/matt-liquidation.png" alt="Something Less Is Not A Deal" width="351" height="129" /></p>
<p>This same family was also unnecessarily berated by Colder&#8217;s staff, another apparent hallmark of Colder&#8217;s customer-service program:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Colder&#8217;s [...] customer service rep berated my sister when my dad&#8217;s new furniture didn&#8217;t arrive for more than an hour after the store called and said the deliverers were on their way</em></p></blockquote>
<p><em>So familiar</em>. It&#8217;s happened to us, and it&#8217;s apparently happened to far too many of you, too (and is <em>still</em> happening). It&#8217;s almost amazing that <em>anyone</em> is surprised anymore.</p>
<p>Bad customer service increasingly seems to be the rule with Colder&#8217;s&#8211;rather than the infrequent exception from even the best businesses. Sketchy sales promotions, bad customer service&#8230; it&#8217;s just not worth it.</p>


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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following comment was submitted by Tim on 21 March 2009 in response to our post &#8220;Colder&#8217;s Furniture &#8216;Fan&#8217; Calls US Extortionists &#8220;. We reply immediately afterwards. Tim&#8217;s comment: I absolutely hate colders pricing methods. The main issue with the full back or buy back program is that the &#8220;retail&#8221; price or higher price on [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/03/19/colders-furniture-fan-calls-us-extortionists/#comment-1209" target="_self">comment was submitted by Tim on 21 March 2009</a> in response to our post &#8220;<a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/03/19/colders-furniture-fan-calls-us-extortionists/" target="_self">Colder&#8217;s Furniture &#8216;Fan&#8217; Calls US Extortionists </a>&#8220;. We reply immediately afterwards.</p>
<p>Tim&#8217;s comment:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>I absolutely hate colders pricing methods.</em></p>
<p><em>The main issue with the full back or buy back program is that the &#8220;retail&#8221; price or higher price on their tags is SOOOOO expensive, that it&#8217;s inconceivable that anyone would be stupid enough to buy an item at their &#8220;retail&#8221; price.</em></p>
<p><em>The other price they have on the tag is &#8220;floor model&#8221; price which means that you must take the item off the floor. This to me is not consumer friendly. Also, with the economy the way it is, the floor model price is now the same price for a new item in the box. Colders is starting to realize how uncompetitive they really are.</em></p>
<p><em>Their sticker pricing is so ridiculous, that any good consumer who does his or her homework should be able to spot these ridiculous prices and not be fooled.</em></p>
<p><em>Please do your homework before you make an expensive purchase and you will not get burned.</em></p>
<p><em>I honestly believe that the Colders in Grafton will not be open much longer. The store is never busy, and even the Sales Associates who are 100% commission have commented to me on how ridiculously over priced their &#8220;retail&#8221; price is.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Thanks for sharing, Tim.</p>
<p>We believe Tim is spot-on about Colder&#8217;s pricing. We&#8217;ve had people defending their pricing, being OK with paying <em>hundreds</em> more for an item because they were getting &#8220;money back&#8221; toward &#8220;something more&#8221;. We admit we don&#8217;t quite get it. That &#8220;something more&#8221; has to then be purchased at Colder&#8217;s regular-retail price, which we&#8217;ve often seen to be high compared to competitors, so where exactly are the big savings? And even if you <em>do</em> manage to score a deal and save, say, a couple hundred bucks&#8230;if you end up having problems or need something after the sale&#8211;we&#8217;ve read enough reports of Colder&#8217;s showing absolutely <em>no</em> interest in fixing items or otherwise taking good care of honest customers&#8211;<em>was it really worth it?</em></p>
<p><a href="http://mcphee.com/resources/april08/toastmattress.html"><img class="size-full wp-image-428 alignright" style="border: 2px solid black; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;" title="Not Colder's Merchandise...Yet?" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/toastmattress.png" alt="Not Colder's Merchandise...Yet?" width="250" height="246" /></a>Once they have your money, apparently, that&#8217;s it for them. Some deal that is, right? And your cash-back credit? That&#8217;s money in their pocket, too, if you end up not cashing it in&#8230;</p>
<p>We drive on I-43 and Hwy 60 past the Grafton store quite often, sometimes several times a day, and definitely agree with Tim&#8217;s won&#8217;t-last-much-longer assessment. The parking lot is almost always embarrassingly empty. We can recall only a few times where there was more than one other party of shoppers in the store at the same time we were. That can&#8217;t be sustainable for too (much) long(er)&#8230;</p>
<p>We also don&#8217;t get how Colder&#8217;s sales associates deal with it. We&#8217;re not surprised to read Tim has heard sales associates complain, either. Colder&#8217;s salespeople are paid on a 100% commission basis, as Tim mentioned; we can&#8217;t imagine any sane person taking such a job at a virtual ghost town, or lasting very long there if they did. If they&#8217;re busy, at Colder&#8217;s normal prices, it certainly has the potential to be lucrative, but the lack of customers means lack of sales, which in the case of a 100%-commission position means a <em>total lack of income</em>&#8230;</p>
<p><em>It&#8217;s crazy to stand around all day earning <strong>nothing</strong></em>. Maybe that explains the behavior of <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/06/colders-of-grafton-beware-the-sales-stalker/" target="_self">the saleslady that&#8217;s stalked us through the Grafton store</a> so many times, too.</p>
<p>The Colder&#8217;s Northshore/Grafton problem will become more exacerbated or maybe even solve itself by way of store closure if/when Steinhafels builds more or less right across the street; Steinhafels allegedly owns property right off that same I-43 exit and it&#8217;s assumed they will eventually build a store/showroom there. (<em>Disclaimer: this is not in any way an endorsement of Steinhafels</em>.)</p>
<p>We definitely think there&#8217;s demand for a bigger-box-variety retail furniture store in that part of Ozaukee County. But Colder&#8217;s isn&#8217;t it, by our own estimation, and it&#8217;s increasingly clear it&#8217;s <em>their own fault</em>&#8211;brought about by terrible pricing, ridiculous promotions, unethical sales behaviors, general rudeness, poor customer service <em>all the way up their corporate ladder </em>to Colder&#8217;s corporate head of &#8220;Customer Service&#8221; Sue Lewicki, and likely beyond. Before, during and after the sale. And not limited to just the Grafton/Northshore location, either.</p>
<p>Company-wide, they&#8217;re Doing It Wrong.</p>
<p>Really, about the only thing we think they do <em>right</em> is provide a relatively large selection of merchandise (which does not, to our knowledge, include the <a href="http://mcphee.com/resources/april08/toastmattress.html" target="_blank">Inflatable Toast Mattress</a>, pictured above&#8230;). Nearly everything Colder&#8217;s sells you can find&#8211;and buy&#8211;elsewhere in the Milwaukee area or even online, easily enough.</p>


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		<title>Avoiding Colder&#8217;s Furniture &#8212; Some Options</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You do have options&#8211;lots of them in fact. Shop around. There are plenty of places in the Milwaukee area that sell bedroom, living room, dining room, home office, appliances, and electronics merchandise. Consider going to any one of them instead of patronizing Colder&#8217;s. This list is far from complete, in fact; do your own online [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=furniture+milwaukee" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-408" style="border: 2px solid black; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;" title="Alternatives to Colder's" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/other-options.png" alt="Alternatives to Colder's" width="422" height="224" /></a><strong>You <em>do</em> have options&#8211;<em>lots</em> of them in fact. Shop around.</strong></p>
<p>There are plenty of places in the Milwaukee area that sell bedroom, living room, dining room, home office, appliances, and electronics merchandise. Consider going to any one of them instead of patronizing Colder&#8217;s. This list is far from complete, in fact; <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=furniture+milwaukee" target="_blank">do your own online search</a>&#8211;for furniture in the case of the graphic above&#8211;and you&#8217;ll find <em>plenty</em> of alternatives to Colder&#8217;s that may provide a much better shopping experience before, during, and after the sale.</p>
<p>The quality of the merchandise at these alternative businesses is generally the same (lots of it imported from China), or better. Don&#8217;t get sucked in by Colder&#8217;s Half-Back, Full-Back, &#8220;Something More&#8221;, &#8220;Spend a Dollar, Get a Dollar&#8221; <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/05/colders-current-fib-the-new-years-sale-ad/" target="_self">ads on TV</a> and elsewhere, either, unless you <em>really</em> shop around and know what you&#8217;re doing. <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/#comments" target="_self">It may or may not be a better deal in the end</a>.</p>
<p>Many of these other stores will have better everyday pricing than Colder&#8217;s. You might even avoid <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/01/06/colders-of-grafton-beware-the-sales-stalker/" target="_self">being stalked throughout the store like a piece of meat</a>, too.</p>
<p><em>We are NOT endorsing any of the stores listed in the graphic above. Any of them&#8211;all of them&#8211;could potentially rip you off or cause you grief in some fashion,</em> maybe in the same or a similar way <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/" target="_self">Colder&#8217;s is ripping off us</a> and <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/03/18/colders-furniture-tries-hooking-yet-another-victim/" target="_self">others</a>.</p>
<p>You may notice that Colder&#8217;s isn&#8217;t even listed in the short results; they don&#8217;t show up in the extended results until several pages later. From our perspective at this point, the farther down the list, the better.</p>


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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We felt the need to respond more directly to the following comment, submitted by Brett on 08 March 2009 in response to our post &#8220;Colder&#8217;s &#8216;Half Back&#8217; Promotion Might Be A Scam&#8221; (added emphasis is ours): the half back credit can save you money in the long run. the promotion should be used all at [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We felt the need to respond more directly to the following comment, <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/#comment-1137" target="_self">submitted by Brett on 08 March 2009</a> in response to our post <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/" target="_self">&#8220;Colder&#8217;s &#8216;Half Back&#8217; Promotion Might Be A Scam&#8221;</a> (added <strong>emphasis</strong> is ours):</p>
<blockquote><p>the half back credit can save you money in the long run. the promotion should be used all at once. if you walk out of the store with a credit for a future date, then why didnt you purchase the item at the lower price in the first place? the way the promotion was explained to me is that it can save you money on a &#8220;package price&#8221;. that means that buying multiple items and issueing/redeeming all at once can save money. it saved more money on the multiple t.v.s we bought than anyone else would try to save us.<strong> plain and simple, if you want to use the credit to extort a sale item, then dont be surprised when they dont like losing money so you can save a dollar.</strong></p>
<p>just my $.02</p></blockquote>
<p>We&#8217;d like to reiterate that we truly appreciate every legitimate comment we receive, regardless of its position or opinion.</p>
<p>That said, we&#8217;re not going to let stuff slide like calling us extortionists. Re-read what we&#8217;ve written here; <em>we&#8217;re</em> not the swindlers.</p>
<p>We sat on the above comment for a while. We&#8217;re still not sure if this was from a Colder&#8217;s employee feeling the need to &#8216;reach out&#8217; on the defensive as Unpaid Company Cheerleader, but it certainly has that kind of feel. There&#8217;s simply too much about the comment that doesn&#8217;t ring true for us based on our own Colder&#8217;s experiences and comments we&#8217;ve received or seen/heard elsewhere.</p>
<p>Of course, we may be wrong, and we&#8217;re willing to admit as much if it&#8217;s actually true. And we do realize, of course, that the possibility may truly exist that:</p>
<ul>
<li>We have a comment from a legitimately-happy customer of Colder&#8217;s who had a positive experience with their Half-Back promotion, and</li>
<li>He enjoyed that experience so much he had to share it with us, and</li>
<li>He also enjoyed it so much he ALSO believes our bad experience can&#8217;t possibly be true, and</li>
<li>The only logical, possible explanation for all of our Colder&#8217;s posts here is because we&#8217;re trying to extort money or merchandise from Colder&#8217;s.</li>
</ul>
<p><em>Imagine</em>. You can draw your own conclusions.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s really very little else to say here. We&#8217;re not at all shocked that Colder&#8217;s &#8220;dont like losing money so [we] can save a dollar.&#8221; Clearly, from Colder&#8217;s completely arrogant and indifferent dismissal of our concerns, particularly by Colder&#8217;s corporate Customer Service manager Sue Lewicki, that&#8217;s <em>all</em> this is about: <em>the money</em>.</p>
<p>For us, it really boils down to one thing: a principle. Something that&#8217;s one of the most basic tenets of good business. Something that anyone not only versed in basic customer service should know, but as a professional in charge of same at the corporate level, should completely understand&#8211;live and breathe&#8211;and want to aspire to, as much as possible: keeping promises. Telling the truth. Honoring commitments.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-395" style="border: 2px solid black; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;" title="Colder's Which Side?" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/snowmen-hands-up.jpg" alt="Colder's Which Side?" width="374" height="263" />We&#8217;re <em>not</em> here saying &#8220;the customer is always right&#8221;, because the customer <em>isn&#8217;t</em> always right. We&#8217;re here saying &#8220;if a customer gives you money, and you say you&#8217;re giving them X in return, you damn well better give them X like you said you would.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s that simple. Honesty. Integrity. Pick either one; Colder&#8217;s seems to lack it. But, according to Brett, <em>we&#8217;re</em> the extortionists. You and me. <em>All of us, dirty thieving consumers</em>. For trying to get companies like Colder&#8217;s to give us what we paid for. Riiight.</p>


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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We received the following comment last night, left in response to our post &#8220;Colder&#8217;s &#8216;Half Back&#8217; Promotion Might Be A Scam&#8221;, from a kind but apparently unfortunate reader, Lisandra, currently caught up her own Colder&#8217;s Mess. Here&#8217;s the full text of that comment, reposted here so it hits our RSS feed and gets as much [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-371" style="border: 2px solid black; margin-bottom: 15px;" title="Hook Line and Sinker - An Unfortunately Common Retail Sales Tactic" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hook-line-sinker1.jpg" alt="Hook Line and Sinker" width="388" height="185" />We received <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/#comment-1177" target="_self">the following comment</a> last night, left in response to our post <a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/" target="_self">&#8220;Colder&#8217;s &#8216;Half Back&#8217; Promotion Might Be A Scam&#8221;</a>, from a kind but apparently unfortunate reader, Lisandra, currently caught up her own Colder&#8217;s Mess.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Here&#8217;s the full text of that comment, reposted here so it hits our RSS feed and gets as much online reach as possible:</p>
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<p>hi alex,</p>
<p>boy, i sure wish i had come across your blog before i went shopping at colders! jeez, where do i start?</p>
<p>on 3/5 i went in to take advantage of their serta ‘full back’ offer. i bought a matteress set for about $1750 (reg price). so then i was able to pick out $1750 in ‘free’ stuff…at reg price. i bought a bed frame (850) a blue-ray (409) and a ‘19 tv (400) . not too bad of a ‘deal’. i had to pay less than $50 difference., no big deal. i priced the serta set (online and on sale) for about $1200-1300. so i feel i got a good deal. BUT…..(hear comes the problem) ………..</p>
<p>……that night i also purchased a floor model tv for $1150. (reg price was around 1600?) i didn’t receive any cash back because it was clearenced and a floor model. ok, no problem. i took home the tv that night and the next morning when i hooked everything up and turned it on, a blue vertical line from top to bottom, a quarter of the way in from the left, appears on the screen. wtf? i played around with the remote and all the settings to see if that might have fixed it…nope. i called colders and they told me i is probably the cable reception. so i called time warner and set up a time for them to come out and ‘fix’ it. that was on 3/10. just as i though, it wasn’t any problem with the signal. so i called colders for the 2nd about the issue and was told to talk to the salesperson who sold me the tv. of course, he was not there at that time. so i called the next day and was able to speak with him and he said i needed to speak with someone in service, so i was transferred. the person in sales told me i needed to speak with, yet another person, jim who has already left for the day! and won’t be back until monday!! ugh!!!!</p>
<p>so now, over a week goes by, and its the 6th time i call about this situation with no results. i finally was able to get ahold of ‘jim’ on 3/16 and told him what is going on and basically told him i want to just return the tv. he then has me transferred to another guy, whose higher up, and when he gets on the phone he basically tells me i can’t return it and its per manufacturers policy and that the tv needs to come in to be serviced. they would be able to come to my house to pick it up on the27th or 4/2…lol you have to be kidding!? i told him that i’ll be in that night to bring it in. so, i take it back to colders and told them i’m returning it. the poor girl in customer service/pick-up location didn’t know what to do. she was calling to 3-4 people to get an answer about taking a return and all each and every one of the people she talked to seemed like they didn’t want to ‘help’ or get involved…….</p>
<p>so, i left the tv there to be repaired, but was told to call the next day (which was today) and talk to the cust. serv. mgr. was told she works from 9-4:30. i called around 1pm and aked for her and was told she ‘left for the day’. boy, if i’m not getting the run around, wtf gives!!!!!??????? now i feel foolish because they have my money AND my tv!</p></div>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><em>Colder&#8217;s, shame on you&#8211;again and again and again.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">We&#8217;d call this unbelievable, but unfortunately, stories like this are apparently entirely common. So sorry, Lisandra. <img src='http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> Â  Which Colder&#8217;s location? Do you have any more details regarding the names and exact positions/titles of people with whom you&#8217;ve spoken? We&#8217;d be happy to out them <em>all</em>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">As we mentioned in our comment reply to Lisandra, there may be other options available to you, if you feel you&#8217;ve been swindled by Colder&#8217;s (or anyone else). You may have recourse if you paid with a credit card (including many debit cards, Visa/Mastercard-logo&#8217;ed or not). You can dispute charges with your bank/credit card provider and possibly get the item(s) charged back and off your account. Your bank/card provider may offer other buyer-protection options as well. Call them and ask; it&#8217;s good information to know anyway.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Additionally, you can always contact your state&#8217;s Attorney General&#8217;s office and file a consumer complaint. Here&#8217;s the Wisconsin Attorney General&#8217;s site for filing:</p>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p><a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/comment/http://www.datcp.state.wi.us/cp/consumerinfo/cp/complaint-form/file_complaint.jsp');" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.datcp.state.wi.us/cp/consumerinfo/cp/complaint-form/file_complaint.jsp">http://www.datcp.state.wi.us/cp/consumerinfo/cp/complaint-form/file_complaint.jsp</a></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;">Please, good readers, help us help the rest of you. Get the word out. We hate reading these stories (this one was definitely not the first). We hate that Colder&#8217;s business model seems to predicate heavily upon an ability to play hard-working Milwaukee-area consumers for suckers. Talk to other people. Share your experiences here. Milwaukee, southeastern Wisconsin, northern Illinois&#8230; they all need to know about this bad-apple retailer.</p>


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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following has no specific ties to the still-ongoing issue we&#8217;re having with Colder&#8217;s, although it is about the same Colder&#8217;s store location in Grafton, WI that&#8217;s the source of all of our cash-back misery and anger. There&#8217;s a salesperson at the Grafton Colder&#8217;s store that seems to hang out just past the staircase, close [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following has no specific ties to <a title="Colder's Half Back Promotion Might Be A Scam" href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/" target="_self">the still-ongoing issue we&#8217;re having with Colder&#8217;s</a>, although it <em>is</em> about the same Colder&#8217;s store location in Grafton, WI that&#8217;s the source of all of our cash-back misery and anger.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a salesperson at the Grafton Colder&#8217;s store that seems to hang out just past the staircase, close to a desk near the front end of the center area of the store. She acts like some sort of crazed attack dog or starving wolf. If she sees you walk in the door, she will beat a path to you to hound and hound and hound you. Even when telling her&#8211;politely, repeatedly, adamantly&#8211;that you don&#8217;t want to be bothered at ALL, she still forces herself on you, shoving business cards at you, spewing on and on about who-knows-what.</p>
<p>And then she proceeds to <em>stalk you around the store</em>, lurking about 50-100 feet or so away, trying to lag back behind displays, even following you around upstairs if you go up there, waiting to <em>pounce</em>.</p>
<p>We don&#8217;t know her name, but if you&#8217;ve ever been to the Grafton Colder&#8217;s, you probably know who we&#8217;re talking about.</p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-266 alignleft" style="border: 2px solid black; margin: 10px;" title="Gonna Get You!" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/woman-hides-behind-furniture.png" alt="Gonna Get You!" width="168" height="131" /><em>Lady, people NOTICE. You might otherwise be a really nice person, but it&#8217;s too much. We don&#8217;t want to buy from someone that&#8217;s constantly accosting us with all the pressure they can muster. We&#8217;re sure others feel the same way. Really. It will </em><em><strong>never</strong> work in your favor.</em></p>
<p>For us, she really excels at making the Colder&#8217;s shopping experience feel extra sleazy and high-pressure. The problem for her is that we have absolutely <em>no</em> interest in buying from someone that doesn&#8217;t respect us, our space, or our time to shop at our own leisure. We can&#8217;t check out items in the store when we&#8217;re feeling eyes burning into our backs as we&#8217;re standing there. We feel like <em>meat</em>.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve avoided shopping at Colder&#8217;s of Grafton many, many times because we do not appreciate being virtually mauled by this woman&#8211;seriously, every. single. time. we&#8217;re. there.Â  The last few times we were there, we&#8217;d actually preemptively run up the stairs or duck into the elevator, or take any other wide path in the store in an attempt to steer well clear of her.</p>
<p>Of course, again, this isn&#8217;t the only problem we have with/at the Grafton Colder&#8217;s store; there&#8217;s <a title="Colder's Half Back Promotion Might Be A Scam" href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/" target="_self">that one other lingering problem</a>, too.</p>


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		<title>Colder&#8217;s Current Fib, The New Year&#8217;s Sale TV Ad&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nowhere in Colder&#8217;s latest TV commercial for their recent if not still-ongoing New Year&#8217;s Sale do they go out of their way to mention any real exclusions or restrictions about the entire deal other than stating simply, &#8220;75% of our stuff qualifies&#8221; (paraphrased)&#8230; which is surely just referring to a customer&#8217;s ability to receive any [...]

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<a href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2009/03/19/colders-furniture-fan-calls-us-extortionists/" rel="bookmark">Colder&#8217;s Furniture &#8220;Fan&#8221; Calls US Extortionists</a><!-- (37.1351)-->]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-244 alignleft" style="border: 2px solid black; margin: 10px;" title="Not Real Money" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fake_money-150x150.jpg" alt="Not Real Money" width="150" height="150" />Nowhere in Colder&#8217;s latest TV commercial for their recent if not still-ongoing New Year&#8217;s Sale do they go out of their way to mention any real exclusions or restrictions about the entire deal other than stating simply, &#8220;75% of our stuff qualifies&#8221; (paraphrased)&#8230; which is surely just referring to a customer&#8217;s ability to receive <em>any</em> money-back credit from Colder&#8217;s in the first place&#8230;?</p>
<p>No real nuts-and-bolts mention of how you can&#8211;or, most critically, <em>how you can&#8217;t</em>&#8211;spend the credit. Just the presented notion that <em>you&#8217;re going to get a free dollar for every dollar you spend</em>, to use at Colder&#8217;s however you please.</p>
<p><strong><em>InÂ  fact, Colder&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Sale ad even goes so far as to visually depict the cash-back credit as </em><em>actual US currency&#8211;with their onscreen character clearly, specifically handing back a dollar bill for every dollar bill it receives.<br />
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<p><em>Deceptive? You decide.</em></p>
<p>So, Colder&#8217;s: <em>Is</em> the &#8216;Half Back&#8217; or &#8216;Full Back&#8217; or &#8216;Quarter Back&#8217; or &#8216;Spend a Dollar Get a Dollar&#8217; credit the same as cash, or <em>isn&#8217;t</em> it?Â  Back in July 2008, when we spent $1200 bucks at your Grifte&#8230;err, Grafton location, it sure was supposed to be, according to your salesperson. Even your latest television ads continue to (quite directly) suggest it&#8217;s true!</p>
<p>This New Year&#8217;s Sale television commercial is Yet Another Colder&#8217;s Ad that seemingly says one thing when the reality may actually be something rather different. Imagine your shock if you came back a second time to use your credit and find you were unable to use it on a slew of merchandise, including any and all items with advertised sales pricing, and floor models. The very credit that got you into the store. <em>The credit you were told was the same as cash</em>. The credit may likely never be allowed to leave the store&#8211;not entirely intact, anyway.</p>
<p>It doesn&#8217;t quite seem kosher to us to offer and advertise something for sale at one price, then look at how you&#8217;re planning to pay for it and say &#8220;oh yeah, that price on the tag there&#8230; <em>you can&#8217;t have it</em>.&#8221;</p>
<p>Colder&#8217;s&#8230; where the &#8220;Something More!&#8221; customers get might otherwise be described as an unwelcome and unfriendly and seemingly unethical&#8211;if not also illegal&#8211;<em>Gotcha! </em>And really, even if they <em>are</em> now telling customers about this particular restriction as they&#8217;re shopping initially, they may still have been lured into the store by a current Colder&#8217;s ad and it&#8217;s apparently-deceptive premise that they&#8217;d be getting dollar-for-dollar credit to put toward additional &#8220;Something More!&#8221; merchandise of their choosing.</p>
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<p>We suppose as long as you understand that you may not <em>really</em> be getting a real dollar back for every <em>very-real</em> dollar you spend, you can go right ahead and overspend buying stuff at Colder&#8217;s you should easily be able to find&#8211;likely at a better price&#8211;at nearly any other Milwaukee-area retailer that sells what Colder&#8217;s &#8216;sells&#8217;; Colder&#8217;s imports products from China just like other similar area retailers.</p>
<p>But honestly, you as a consumer should be smarter than that. <a title="Colder's Half Back Promotion Might Be A Scam" href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/" target="_self">We were not, and we&#8217;re learning that now</a>. Shop around. Don&#8217;t patronize Colder&#8217;s unless you really, <em>truly</em> understand what you&#8217;re getting&#8211;or more specifically, <em>not</em> getting. Don&#8217;t get stuck with a half-baked cash-back credit you&#8217;ll find hard if not impossible to use. And again, because it&#8217;s so very important: <em>GET IT ALL IN WRITING</em>, no matter where you ultimately end up.</p>


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		<title>Colder&#8217;s Mission Statement &#8230; Is Terrible</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">We have no idea what <a title="Colder's Awful Mission Statement" href="http://www.colders.com/mission.htm" target="_blank">Colder&#8217;s mission statement</a> is trying to say. From their website:</p>
<blockquote style="text-align: left;"><p><em>Mission Statement</em></p>
<p><em>The time of selection of a major item for your home should be a joyous occasion!</em></p>
<p><em>Our Selection, displays and knowledge are here only to help you select those items which best fulfill your dreams of betterment in the home.</em></p></blockquote>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>It&#8217;s like someone copied bits from a fortune cookie&#8230;</em> Or it was written by <em>actual monkeys.</em> Maybe<em> both.<br />
</em></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="wp-image-211" style="border: 2px solid black; margin: 10px;" title="Colder's Corporate Mission Statement Department" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/typing_monkey.jpg" alt="Colder's Corporate Mission Statement Department" width="175" height="131" /></p>
<p>Given the fact&#8211;per their own website&#8211;that Colder&#8217;s retail-sales employees are <strong>100% commission</strong> (<a title="Colder's Basically Wants You To Work For FREE" href="http://www.colders.com/jobs.htm" target="_blank">&#8220;100% commission gives you great opportunities to write your own paycheck&#8221;</a>) it&#8217;s not surprising that Colder&#8217;s mission statement makes little to no sense, because ultimately, <em>it doesn&#8217;t matter</em>. Colder&#8217;s mission statement might as well be <em>just like this</em>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="wp-image-215" style="border: 2px solid black; margin: 10px;" title="Mission Statement for the Greedy" src="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mission-statement-300x211.gif" alt="Mission Statement for the Greedy" width="300" height="211" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">By the way, did we mention that <a title="Colder's promotions sales deals and offers might be a bait and switch scam" href="http://www.alexfalkenberg.com/2008/10/14/colders-half-back-promotion-might-be-a-scam/" target="_self">Colder&#8217;s seems to be ripping people off</a>? With a mission statement this muddled, it&#8217;s really no surprise they can&#8217;t seem to write up detailed terms/conditions/restrictions for their various promotions and other &#8220;sales&#8221; that, to us, more closely resemble bait-and-switch schemes than straight-up, honest deals for their customers.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Until Colder&#8217;s gets their act together, and starts acting a <em>lot</em> more consumer-friendly, <strong>we strongly recommend you do not shop at any local Milwaukee-area Colder&#8217;s locations.<br />
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